why are you wearing that silly man suit?

so, as co-founder of this blog, i figure it's about time to introduce myself. some call me...tim? rachel and i formed this blog for a couple reasons. one, was for something to do since i work nights all the time, and two, because it seems neither of our thoughts and opinions fit into a nice box that would be welcome in any of the communities that are a part of our lives. so, seeing as how there is no voice saying what we think, we decided to be our own voice. the actual urbandictionary fake definition of the word zombiecrat is someone who blindly follows whatever the democratic party says. as i'm not really fond of any party, i have modified that definition to describe someone who believes outright what is prescribed by any group they associate themselves with. be it republican, democrat, communist, anarchist, or scenester/punk rocker. zombiecrats anonymous therefore being someone who is sick of being shit fed and may be looking for an alternative alternative voice.

of course rachel will be correcting my grammar and picking on my run on sentences, which are kind of my trademark, but life goes on.

speaking of life, how's yours? who reads this? this is like my online home, so if you stop by, say something. just don't hide out in the corner and try to watch some free tv, alright? say something. aside from dave. i know you're there. hi dave! see? if you leave a comment i'll make you famous.

anyway, so while i internalize more disdain for stupid people for my first diatribe, go find the nearest child under 13, preferably one you're related to, to take to the movie Up, cause it's sweet, and you'll just look weird with your college guy beard thing and your 10 dollar popcorn watching a cartoon. it's a good movie, but not good enough to look as awkward as helen keller doing... anything. oh, did i mention helen keller jokes rule?

alright, go treat a bum to a slice of pizza. later surfing dead.